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My Dog Has PSSS
We got some bad news today about our dog, Bumpus. I have suspected a problem for many months, but I think we finally have a clear diagnosis.
Bumpus has PSSS… Perfect Shitting Spot Syndrome.
PSSS is an incurable congenital disorder, typically affecting dogs with abnormally small brains. It is triggered by the act of defecation, usually but [...]
Litter Locker FTW!
We adopted a 3-month-old kitten in December. Our daughter named him Socks, although I secretly call him Satan Punkinhead.
He is the most poorly-behaved kitten I’ve ever seen. He is immune to the spray bottle. He seems to believe he will catch a life-threatening disease if he walks on the floor instead of the kitchen counter, [...]